This is not happening. He slept for about 15 minutes and has been crying ever since.
Sometimes when I feed him and my hair is down, he likes to tug on it. It's okay when he gets large chunks of hair, but when he only grabs a few and yanks it out it hurts like crazy! Listening to him try to sleep in that God-forsaken thing makes me want to pull them out myself few by few.
Hateful, dreaded helmet.