"Vote! Vote!" they screamed.
"But I don't know who to vote for," I cried, "I don't know who to believe! Someone present me with a rational source so I can get a picture of the candidates."
"Hillary is a liar and should be a convicted felon!"
"Trump is a racist, misogynistic, boar!"
"Vote! Vote! You are stomping on the graves of your forefathers and every woman who fought of the vote!"
So I voted. And I shouldn't have. I wish I hadn't.